Funny Sarcastic Mug – “If Thou Fucketh About Thou Shalt Find Out” Old English Coffee Cup

Thou Shalt Find Out

The Ultimate Old English Sarcasm Mug for Boundary-Setters & Office Realists.

Some ancient truths never go out of style! Designed with classical gothic typography that looks straight out of an illuminated manuscript, this high-contrast white ceramic coffee mug delivers a timeless medieval warning to anyone thinking of testing your patience: “IF THOU FUCKETH ABOUT THOU SHALT FIND OUT.”

Whether you’re quietly sipping your morning brew during early calls, placing it on your office desk to ward off unnecessary interruptions, or enjoying a cup of coffee at home, this mug guarantees non-stop laughs. It makes an ideal birthday surprise, Secret Santa gift, White Elephant exchange favorite, or gag gift for coworkers, managers, best friends, and anyone who loves profane, deadpan humor wrapped in medieval aesthetic.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Dramatic Gothic Typography: Styled in a bold Old English blackletter font that turns a hilarious modern slang phrase into an ancient scripture.

• Built for Daily Convenience: Crafted from 100% durable white ceramic that is both dishwasher and microwave safe. Reheat your drink or run it through the wash without worrying about fading or peeling.

• Two Practical Sizes: Available in classic 11 oz for standard morning pours or extra-large 15 oz for long workdays when you need extra liquid patience.

Product Specifications:

• Material: Glossy White Ceramic

• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) H, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) Diameter

• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12 cm) H, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) Diameter

• Care: Dishwasher and Microwave safe

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), smugmugs.ca and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 172 Parkinson Crescent
Orangeville, ON Canada L9W6X3 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.