Funny Sarcastic Mug – “If I Were A Bird I Know Who I’d Shit On First” Coffee Cup

If I Were A Bird

The Ultimate Snarky Friendship Mug for Sarcastic Minds & Real Friends.

True love and friendship mean targeting each other first! Styled with minimalist bird silhouettes soaring above a clean, hand-lettered comic font, this high-contrast white ceramic coffee mug delivers a hilariously honest confession: “If I were a bird I know who I’d shit on first.”

Whether you’re gifting it to your best friend, bringing laughs to the office breakroom, or giving your spouse a cheeky morning reminder of where they stand, this mug guarantees instant smiles. It makes an unforgettable Secret Santa gift, birthday surprise, anniversary gag, or appreciation present for sarcastic coworkers, siblings, and friends who prefer edgy humor over sappy sentiments.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Minimalist Bird Graphic Design: Styled with small flying bird icons and clean, easy-to-read typography for maximum comedic punch.

• Built for Daily Convenience: Crafted from 100% durable white ceramic that is both dishwasher and microwave safe. Reheat your beverage or run it through the dishwasher without worrying about fading or peeling.

• Two Practical Sizes: Available in classic 11 oz for standard morning pours or extra-large 15 oz for long workdays when you need extra liquid patience.

Product Specifications:

• Material: Glossy White Ceramic

• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) H, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) Diameter

• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12 cm) H, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) Diameter

• Care: Dishwasher and Microwave safe

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), smugmugs.ca and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 172 Parkinson Crescent
Orangeville, ON Canada L9W6X3 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.