Funny Sarcastic Swear Mug – “I Wish Being A Bitch Paid The Bills” Sassy Coffee Cup

I Wish Being A Bitch Paid The Bills

The Ultimate Daily Brew for Sassy Minds & Adulting Realities.

If only sass and sarcasm were accepted currency! Featuring a striking contrast of bold distressed block lettering, elegant script, and thin gold accent dividers, this high-gloss white ceramic coffee mug delivers an unapologetic truth: “I WISH BEING A BITCH paid the bills.”

Whether you’re grinding through early morning work emails, tackling your monthly budget, or enjoying a much-needed coffee break, this witty mug brings instant attitude and laughter to your desk setup. It also makes an unforgettable gag gift, birthday present, or secret Santa gift for your best friend, sister, or favorite coworker who speaks fluent sarcasm.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Stylish Mixed Typography: Features a chic mix of distressed bold lettering, elegant script font, and subtle gold divider lines for a trendy, high-contrast look.

• Built for Daily Convenience: Crafted from 100% durable white ceramic that is both dishwasher and microwave safe. Reheat your favorite coffee or toss it in the dishwasher without worrying about fading or peeling.

• Two Practical Sizes: Available in classic 11 oz for standard morning pours or extra-large 15 oz for long workdays when adulting gets tough.

Product Specifications:

• Material: Glossy White Ceramic

• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) H, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) Diameter

• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12 cm) H, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) Diameter

• Care: Dishwasher and Microwave safe

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), smugmugs.ca and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 172 Parkinson Crescent
Orangeville, ON Canada L9W6X3 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.