Funny Sarcastic Mug – “To Be Clear… I Am Not An Asshole I Am A Hemorrhoid” Coffee Cup

I Am Not An Asshole, I Am A Hemorrhoid

The Bold and Direct Sarcasm Mug for Master Irritators & Workplace Legends.

Why let people mistake your purpose when you can give them a crystal-clear medical analogy? Designed with high-impact black typography, a red emphasis underline under “Not,” and a divider accent above the final bold punchline, this high-contrast white ceramic coffee mug sets the record straight: “TO BE CLEAR… I Am Not An Asshole, I Am A Hemorrhoid, I Irritate ASSHOLES.”

Whether you’re quietly sipping your morning espresso during tense office meetings, enjoying tea at home, or searching for a hilarious gag gift that will cause instant outrage and belly laughter, this mug delivers unmatched attitude. It makes a perfect secret Santa present, birthday surprise, or appreciation gift for outspoken friends, witty bosses, sarcastic coworkers, and siblings with zero filter.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Hilarious Anatomical Analogy: Combines crisp, easy-to-read fonts with clever visual accents (including a red underlined “Not”) for maximum comedy impact.

• Built for Daily Convenience: Crafted from 100% durable white ceramic that is both dishwasher and microwave safe. Reheat your beverage or run it through the dishwasher without worrying about fading or peeling.

• Two Practical Sizes: Available in standard 11 oz for quick caffeine fixes or extra-large 15 oz for long workdays when you need extra liquid patience.

Product Specifications:

• Material: Glossy White Ceramic

• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) H, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) Diameter

• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12 cm) H, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) Diameter

• Care: Dishwasher and Microwave safe

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), smugmugs.ca and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 172 Parkinson Crescent
Orangeville, ON, Canada
L9W6X3 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.