For those who deal with nosy people, dramatic workplace gossipers, and uninvited opinions on a daily basis! Designed with bold typography, dotted section dividers, and a sharp layout on a glossy white ceramic backdrop, this hilarious novelty mug reads: “I’M NOT SURE HOW YOU HAVE YOUR FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH, HEAD UP YOUR ASS, AND NOSE IN MY BUSINESS… YET HERE WE ARE.” It’s the ultimate adult humor coffee cup for outspoken coworkers, sarcastic best friends, or anyone who loves delivering a reality check with their morning caffeine. Dishwasher and microwave safe!
Price range: $26.50 through $31.00
Head Up Your Ass Nose In My Business
Some people truly possess the incredible talent of being completely out of touch while staying completely obsessed with what you’re doing. Styled with mixed bold serif and sans-serif typography separated by clean underline and dot accents, this high-contrast white ceramic coffee mug poses the ultimate logical mystery: “I’M NOT SURE HOW YOU HAVE YOUR FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH, HEAD UP YOUR ASS NOSE IN MY BUSINESS… YET HERE WE ARE.”
Whether you’re quietly sipping coffee at your desk to ward off micromanagers, fueling up during endless Zoom calls, or enjoying a quiet morning brew at home, this mug sets clear boundaries with hilarious honesty. It makes an unforgettable Secret Santa gift, birthday present, white elephant exchange favorite, or gag gift for sarcastic coworkers, witty friends, and anyone with zero patience for unwanted advice.
Why You’ll Love It:
Dynamic Typography Layout: Features bold black block lettering, dotted accent lines, and high-visibility contrast for maximum comedic impact.
Built for Daily Convenience: Crafted from 100% durable white ceramic that is both dishwasher and microwave safe. Reheat your beverage or run it through the dishwasher without worrying about fading or peeling.
Two Practical Sizes: Available in classic 11 oz for standard morning pours or extra-large 15 oz for long workdays when you need extra liquid patience.
Product Specifications:
Material: Glossy White Ceramic
11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) H, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) Diameter
15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12 cm) H, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) Diameter
Care: Dishwasher and Microwave safe
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), smugmugs.ca and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 172 Parkinson Crescent
Orangeville, ON Canada L9W6X3 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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