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Funny Profanity Hedgehog Mug – “Angry Bowel Movement” Sarcastic Ceramic Coffee Cup

This funny profanity hedgehog mug is the ultimate creative insult for non-morning people.

Why settle for a plain old morning greeting when you can offer a vividly absurd, low-stakes curse instead? Featuring a cheerful little rising sun icon that immediately pivots into pure, unhinged sarcasm, this hilarious profanity coffee mug reads: “GOOD MORNING! JUST KIDDING. I HOPE YOUR NEXT BOWEL MOVEMENT IS AN ANGRY HEDGEHOG YOU DIPSHIT.”

Combining a cheerful morning aesthetic with outrageously creative profanity, this coffee cup is guaranteed to leave anyone sputtering into their morning brew. It makes the ultimate laugh-out-loud gag gift for sarcastic best friends, blunt coworkers, or anyone with a delightfully dark and twisted sense of humor.

Price range: $26.50 through $31.00

*Prices vary where color options are offered
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Product Description

This funny profanity hedgehog mug is the ultimate creative insult for non-morning people.

Why settle for a plain old morning greeting when you can offer a vividly absurd, low-stakes curse instead? Featuring a cheerful little rising sun icon that immediately pivots into pure, unhinged sarcasm, this hilarious profanity coffee mug reads: “GOOD MORNING! JUST KIDDING. I HOPE YOUR NEXT BOWEL MOVEMENT IS AN ANGRY HEDGEHOG YOU DIPSHIT.”

Combining a cheerful morning aesthetic with outrageously creative profanity, this coffee cup is guaranteed to leave anyone sputtering into their morning brew. It makes the ultimate laugh-out-loud gag gift for sarcastic best friends, blunt coworkers, or anyone with a delightfully dark and twisted sense of humor.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Crisp, High-Contrast Typography: Printed on high-fired glossy white ceramic so the bold lettering and sun graphic stay sharp and easy to read.

  • Hassle-Free & Durable: 100% dishwasher and microwave safe. Warm up your coffee or run it through the top rack of the dishwasher without worrying about the graphic cracking or fading.

  • Two Everyday Sizes: Available in classic 11 oz for your standard morning cup or extra-large 15 oz for those days when dealing with people requires maximum caffeine.

Product Specifications:

  • Material: Glossy White Ceramic

  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) H, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) Diameter

  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12 cm) H, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) Diameter

  • Care: Dishwasher and Microwave safe

 

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), smugmugs.ca and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 172 Parkinson Crescent
Orangeville, ON Canada L9W6X3
or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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